after I lose this baby weight…

scale with words

After I lose this baby weight, I’m hoping to also take off:

  • the pre-baby weight
  • the trying to get pregnant emotional roller coaster weight
  • the I’m just going to get fat when I’m pregnant anyway weight
  • the almost 40 years old weight
  • the wedded bliss weight
  • the honeymoon weight
  • the I finally met the man of my dreams weight
  • the maybe I’ll just be single for the rest of my life weight
  • the margaritas make dating bearable weight
  • the I think I’ll have oreo cheesecake for dinner and oreo ice cream for dessert weight
  • the I don’t really like beer but I drink it because I’m in college weight
  • the freshman fifteen
  • the I’m nervous about going to college weight
  • the two weeks ago I was an athlete but everything changed as soon as I quit weight

Are you one of the supermamas who managed to lose the baby weight? And then some? If so, I don’t want to hear from you. Kidding! How the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks did you DO IT?

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8 replies

  1. You could retire from writing today knowing that you achieved brilliance with this post. I would only add the “you look good for a mom weight” and the “are you pregnant? (no) weight.” I never got back to my pre-baby weight, but thankfully my obsession has shifted (slightly) to the wrinkles on my forehead, around my eyes, and in my cleavage.

    • ha! Thanks so much Runaway Mama!

      Focusing on my weight keeps me from focusing on all this grey hair šŸ˜‰

      People should obvi keep their mouths shut!! Here’s one I’d add since baby: gobbling all the food toddler rejected so you don’t feel so wasteful…

  2. it came off when I was nursing #1, but returned as soon as the nursing ended. Not coming off so much with #2 šŸ™‚

    • Yes, breastfeeding gave me a huge appetite – and I maintained that long after the breastfeeding ended, oops…

      Have faith, maybe this will be exact opposite of #1, the weight will just fall off after nursing…? Hope you are well – thanks for visiting!

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