food I dropped on my baby while breastfeeding

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I hate to be the master of the obvious here, but…it turns out breastfeeding is quite a commitment. I’m eight weeks into what I intend to be a six month stint – I believe it is a great and healthy thing for my child and I think it is indeed a wonderful bonding experience, but we’ll see if I actually make it that long.  Sitting in one place for these stretches gives me ants in my pants and makes me… ravenous. As a result, I have taken up snacking like it’s my new job. Basically, if Baby is going feed, then Mommy is too.

Of course, there are consequences. Snacking is an imperfect science: bite-sized morsels can easily give way to gravity, even in the most controlled scenarios, but things can get especially tricky when you’re also concentrating on the baby’s latch and scrolling through your DVR recordings for the latest episode of Portlandia.

This is all the long way of saying that food has been dropped. On my kid. Nothing was hot, nothing was sharp, and he was not harmed in this process. Only one crumb fell in his ear and I was able to stealthily pick it out with my pinky finger. And yes, a few tiny granules of salt once fell on his lip and I let them stay there – you say sodium, I say seasoning.

While I’m not exactly proud of this clumsiness, I decided somewhere along the way that these incidents needed to be documented:

Oops, Peanut Butter filled pretzels…

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Looks like my Everything bagel lost a few seeds…

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This piece of Trader Joe’s Organic Popcorn with Olive Oil almost got away – nice catch, little guy!…

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It hardly seems fair that my son can’t partake in this Chocolate Almond Biscotti made by my friend Ann-Marie when she came to visit from Florida – he gave it a thumbs up nonetheless…

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A lone cashew separated from his (trail) mix…

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Carr’s Rosemary Cracker, anyone?

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Every day should start with a Morning Bun (thanks for making the Starbucks run, Rob) …

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Note: Lest you think I’m eating only junk food (and by the transitive property feeding that to my child), there have been lots of healthier selections as well – grapes, carrots, oranges – but for some reason these weren’t dropped. Perhaps I wasn’t so frantically gobbling them…

commemorative mushroom…commemo-shroom?

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So my girls, Sara, Susan and Sandra, hosted a super-fun baby shower for me in the fall. It was a delightful affair complete with excellent food, adorable gifts and a lot of laughs. One thing that made it extra special was this crazy ceramic mushroom. Everyone signed it to commemorate the event:

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“Is this weird?” Sara asked me a few times. “Yes!” I answered, “And I love it!” Commemo-shroom did give everyone a good chuckle, sprouting up as it did between the cheese plate and the salad.

I couldn’t be more thrilled that Sara stumbled upon this it at a local mom and pop paint-your-own pottery place called Jill’s Ceramics located in West Nyack:

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I enjoyed going there to pick it up after it was glazed. This place has just about everything under the sun that you can paint to make your own. They do events and kids parties – what fun:

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You KNOW I’ll be going back to paint this. Lets call him my own personal truffle holder :

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…And of course I’ll want to visit Teddy the Parrot:

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…Not to mention Travis, the Llama, out back (!):

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Love this guy – and so did Sara and her daughter, Nora:

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Now, the mushroom is all glazed. It looks great in Ian’s nursery, poised up high (out of reach) on some little floating shelves in the corner (Container Store). It sits adjacent to his Miffy book and some teeny animal figurines his Aunt Marcy gave him:

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As my friends and regular readers know (I suppose the home tome header says it all), I have a thing for mushrooms. So of course this isn’t the only shroomy item in Ian’s world. Check out this muslin burp cloth:

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And these organic toadstool rattles from Uncommon Goods that my friend Josie got for him:

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Thanks to all those who attended the shower and signed this special (and, yeah, somewhat strange) commemo-shroom – Sara, Susan, Sandra, Josie, Martina, Nancy, Bobbie Anne, Katie, Stefanie, and Rachelle – You know I love you girls!

And to the rest of my readers – I highly recommend Jill’s Ceramics (if you’re local) and, in general, I think these paint-your-own pottery pieces (storefronts where you can do this are all over the place) make wonderful commemorative gifts. Okay, maybe not everyone wants a mushroom…but a nice platter, a big salad bowl or decorative plate would certainly be appreciated by most…

cold day, warm salad

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A blizzard blew through, dumping about a foot of snow. Fortunately, our bookgroup was still going to meet – in fact, our gathering was fast approaching and we were all supposed to bring some comfort food. (I didn’t read the book this time, which is a first, but I still had to go see my girls. FYI, they read The End of Your Life Book Club by Will Schwalbe and didn’t, for the most part, give it good reviews. Next up: George Saunders’ story collection, Tenth of December.)

Anyway, I didn’t want to arrive both empty-headed and empty-handed, so I wracked my baby-adled brain, trying to figure out what to contribute. Let’s just say that since the arrival of young Ian, I haven’t exactly been…productive…in the kitchen. I’ve warmed up leftovers on the stove and given the microwave a good workout, but I haven’t fully cooked a single dish. I’ve left that to Rob, my mother-in-law Sandy (terrific turkey meatloaf! plentiful pea soup! lovely lasagna, etc! Talk about comfort food…) and my friend Ann-Marie who flew in from Florida for some quality time with Ian and to nonchalantly whip up some delicious ginger-maple pork loin, insane arugula-bacon-goat-cheese pasta, and, oh, just a bit of biscotti.

Hmm, what could I make that would be quick and somewhat comforting? I remembered a recipe from Gourmet Magazine, RIP, for warm Cauliflower salad that might fit the bill: I rifled through the recipes in my pantry. In fact, it turns out it appeared in the Valentines Issue exactly 10 years ago. How fitting:

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Is it just me, or do cauliflowers look kind of like snow-covered trees?

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This recipe is easy enough to complete during a newborn’s nap (I guess this is my new standard) and the result is quite tasty. All you need:

  • 1 small garlic clove (I use three)
  • 1/2 t salt
  • 1 flat anchovy, rinsed (I skip these – Look, if they happen to sneak into my food at a restaurant, I am cool with that, but I’m not about to actually peel open a can of those hairy little sea critters.)
  • 2 T drained capers, rinsed
  • 1 1/2 T fresh lemon juice
  • 1/4 c extra-virgin olive oil
  • 1 head cauliflower, 1 3/4 lb. (I bought pre-cut, which is so not cost-effective -but time is money, right? – and I still had to cut the florets down a bit anyway.)
  • 1/4 c firmly packed flat-leaf parsley

You just boil the cauliflower for a while until it’s soft but not crumbling. Then combine the rest of the ingredients into a dressing. While I frantically tried to get this done (imagine me giving the capers a rough, wild chop, parsley flying, and more lemon juice ending up on the counter than in the bowl), here’s what Ian was up to. Ah, so peaceful:

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You’re supposed to whisk in the olive oil at the end in a slow drizzle, but I knew that even though he was snoozing in his swing, my little mouse could start squeaking any minute, so I dumped it all in at once. If there are any professionals out there who want to tell me why the slow drizzle matters, I invite instruction.

Alas, here’s the final result in all its salty, zesty splendor:

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Only problem: this warm salad was no longer warm after taking it out into the bitter cold…so I heated it up a bit in the microwave when I got to the host’s house.

Note: subsequent servings of this also heat up well with healthy dose of parmesan cheese.

magical mobile

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In honor of upcoming Valentine’s Day, I would like to share how much I heart this mobile we hung in Ian’s nursery. Rob picked it out on etsy. It’s by Sqrl & Bee Studio, the creations of Melissa Frueh. It’s colorful, whimsical, and made of sustainably farmed wool. When you blow on it or push it, it looks like a bunch of dancing planets.

This fiber artist makes all different versions of this mobile. This one happens to be called: “Circus Came to Town.” I wasn’t sure if it would work well with the city/nature theme we have going on in there or jive with the backdrop fabric we got at IKEA years ago, but it’s all just crazy enough to work.

The best part about this is that Ian (six weeks old) is also starting to love it. I present an action shot:

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Now that his eyes are focusing more, he can while away whole minutes in his crib gazing northward. This new hobby/fascination allows his mom to wash a dish, put on her socks, get a few gulps of coffee, or…post this blog. Woo hoo! The question is: what is our little superhero thinking as he watches this magical mobile bounce…?

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I had every intention of posting a big ‘ol blog about his entire nursery…turns out I’ll be sharing in installments, for obvious reasons, ha! Hope you are all well!

from the new new newness department

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We are glad to welcome Ian Fletcher Strati as the newest addition here at the home tome headquarters.  He “started” December 28 at 3:02 AM and has been heading up the Cute Department for two weeks now. Though he is new to the position, he is proving to be quite talented. Above, you can see him on his first day on the job. He was already good at holding hands.

We are pleased to see that he is already a fan of mushrooms. (Thank you Josie.):

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He looks dashing in formalwear. (Thank you Sarah Z.):

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And he does a great imitation of a burrito. (Thank you Stefanie for the swaddling tutorials and blankets.):

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Sometimes he does sleep on the job, (thankfully!) and proves that real men really can rock polka dots. (Thank you Cousin Annette for the moses basket).

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His hands are extremely small, yet busy, and he requires regular manicures so that he does not self-destruct (i.e. scratch his face.) (Thank you, Dara, for your delicate expertise.):

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Mostly, he is serving as a serious distraction to the other home tome employees. It’s admittedly difficult to blog, eat, sleep, pay bills, exercise or perform many formerly regular duties when we can now, instead,  just gaze at this:

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Stay tuned for notes on the the nursery…we have had WAY too much fun setting that up.

holly jollies

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Let me start off this otherwise lighthearted holiday post by saying that I hope we can bring our baby boy (due Dec 26) up a country with less access to guns and more access to help for mental health. The news out of CT is gut-wrenching and my heart goes out to all those affected.

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While we have been spending a lot of time in the last month decorating the nursery (you know there will eventually be a post on that) and trying to proactively earn a PhD in the finer points of baby swaddling, we have also squeezed in a little bit of Christmas. Okay, more than a bit. Here are some favorite holiday baubles we have around the nest, both old and new.

Like the arrangement above, which I call the “vignette.” We love this silver leaf floating shelf left behind by the previous owners. It seems a perfect spot for my first white poinsettia. I’m digging how this flower (plant?) goes with our 1932 New Yorker cover featuring none other than Santa (thank you Martina), and the “Hans Brinkner and his Sister” skating on a canal print I snaked (with permission) from my mom’s house last year. I suppose some day I’ll get around to framing those. That tall, flute-ish, flute-wielding angel is from Marshalls circa 2010. And the little slate Xmas tree to the left? I’ve been schlepping that little guy around for years – he was one of my first Christmas decorations.

We are also enjoying this macrame Santa made by my mother-in-law Sandy and given to us last year:

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She made him for Christmas in 1976. I know my mom was also into macrame around this time and we had a few homemade hanging planters in our house back in Wisconsin, but I don’t personally know anything about it. Sandy told me she went to classes at a woman’s house in the neighborhood where they lived in Columbus, OH. She also learned how to make a Christmas tree that was so easy that she volunteered to teach some 4th and 5th graders how to make it. She remembers that there was a special project board she sat on her lap to help line up the knots and she had to pull the cords apart and brush the beard to make it look fluffy. (Cute.) She hung this in her Cape Cod-themed kitchen around the holidays for years. We are honored to have him in our kitchen now! (Don’t you think he’s a little bit gnome-ish?)

It’s difficult to express how happy this ornament makes me. My friend Martina gave it to me a few weeks ago:

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It should probably also be difficult to admit that The Smurfs were my favorite cartoon when I was a kid. But, in fact, it’s not: the Smurfs lived in MUSHROOM cottages, people! I shouldn’t have to justify myself further.

I’ve already shared the jaundice and replacement of our actual Christmas tree, but here’s our little disco tree:

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This was purchased by Rob four years ago – he used it to decorate his apartment in a super-magical way the night we got engaged at Rockefeller Center rink. I would be remiss to not mention here the Queen of Disco Christmas, Victoria Elizabeth Barnes – check out this blog – can you say sparkly?

I can’t claim to fashion anything near as elaborate as Victoria, but this year I did feel a bit clever when I hung some white star ornaments (Tarjay) from our dining room chandelier:

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I like how they look with the red berry twig things I try to get every year:

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And just because I’m not drinking wine at present doesn’t mean I can’t accessorize it, right? (I got these from the Sundance catalogue a few years ago.):

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Many of you know that for a while there, I made punctuation-themed ornaments for my friends and family. Then they stopped making/selling these exact frosted bulbs (or I couldn’t find them, anyway) so I discontinued. But here is the one that is displayed most prominently on our tree this year, as if to ask: When will our Christmas baby arrive? How will it all play out? What will he be like?

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This old-fashioned, polka dot skate from my friend Ann-Marie snazzes up our front entrance:

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Speaking of our front entrance, I know I featured this last year, but I have to give a shout out to Rob Strati and his outdoor LED lighting installation fashioned around our pergola and culminating in a chandelier-ish centerpiece:

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Rob prefers that I do not refer to this “piece” as art, and I am trying to respect that. What I will do instead is brag that he has a fantastic solo art show in Brooklyn RIGHT NOW at Robert Henry Contemporary at 56 Bogart in Bushwick:

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It is featuring his digital prints, wire sculptures (i.e. above) and a wonderful balloon installation. Check it out, or check out this link, anyway! He also has another show coming up in LA at Arena 1 in the Santa Monica Studios next month.

And finally, I leave you with an image of the very LAST pizzelle in the box:

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These crisp, light, anise-flavored waffle cookies have fueled all of the above and have become a bit of a joke around our house because the word is so fun to say. Most obviously, this word nicely combines one part pizza and one part gazelle, but if you draw out that second syllable in an extremely breathy, theatrical fashion, as in pizzellllllllllllllllle, I promise it’ll feel good.

Hope you are enjoying your holidays…Will keep you “posted”!

Here are some other holiday decorations I have been admiring from fellow bloggers…check them out:

Aluminum tree and chalkboard tree from A Goode House: here.

Up-cycled star wreath at Northstory: here.

Pear and Cherry Christmas Root at Scrap and Salvage: here.

birth. mix.

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Yup, The Time is nearing and our baby boy is on his way. I admit that giving birth to to a little person safely and with minimal complication is now consuming my thoughts. We have some wonderful doulas on deck, books have been read, fancy breathing has been practiced. Focal points. Aromatherapy. Etc. Etc. Etc. Surely I will get through this? Only a trillion other women have.

The weird thing is that I like to imagine myself doing this with a sense of humor. Of course, I know that actually laughing my way through childbirth is very very unlikely. Extremely unlikely. I figure, at the very least, I can laugh about it beforehand, and maybe laugh about it afterwards (?), however it plays out. (I am fully preparing myself for earth-shattering shrieking, flying body parts and geysers of bodily fluid.) I’m also tempering my nightmares with a good dose of denial by hoping that the baby isn’t too heavy for the stork, that he has good directions to our front stoop, and his handkerchief cradle doesn’t break in flight.

Anyway, many have suggested bringing music to the hospital. Indeed, I believe that most experiences in life should have soundtracks, so I have been giving the playlist a great deal of thought. But it’s impossible to know if I’ll want calming, meditative music or more uplifting, inspirational tunes. Undecided, I have decided to go with…funny. Here I present my extremely eclectic birth mix, so far. Who knows if it will help me, annoy me or even get played at all, but for now it’s making me laugh…

1. White Stripes, My Doorbell:

2. Salt-N-Pepa, Push It:

3. The Doors, Break on Through (To the other Side)

4. John Mellencamp, Hurts so Good:

5. CeCe Peniston: Finally

Any other ideas? I am taking submissions.

why oh why did our christmas tree turn yellow?

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It’s a tragedy. It’s a mystery. It’s a crying shame: Our artificial white Christmas tree turned an unfortunate shade of yellow. Of course, a white Christmas tree is meant to imply (okay maybe only half convincingly) that it is a green tree covered in a fresh dusting of pristine snow. But if it has suddenly become splotchy with yellow, what does that imply? Don’t answer that – I think we all know.

To our knowledge there are no animals to “leave their mark” in our basement where the tree has been stored for the last year. Our mistake: we didn’t cover it. But we didn’t cover it last year, and this didn’t happen. So I have been left to theorize. Readers of this blog know that I am terrified of our unfinished basement. No matter how many bare lightbulbs Rob has tried to rig up, it’s still dark. It’s cobwebby. It’s never been wet down there but, like many basements, it does have a bit of a dank-ish scent. Though the stairs are solid, they do have a creepy creek. This is all to say that I avoid the place as much as possible.

While I was ignoring the tree down there, thinking it was on deck and ready to make it’s third annual appearance in our living room, it was transforming into something…something straight-up unsightly and somewhat gross.

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I’d posit that it’s a simple matter of dust build-up, but no amount of rubbing at the branches changes the situation. Clearly some kind of chemical reaction has occurred. Here are some hypotheses:

  • Did he get a suntan from the nearby window?
  • Overheated/burned by the furnace? (Which is not that nearby; we’re not complete idiots.)
  • Radon poisoning?
  • Jaundice?
  • Spider pee?
  • Coffee addiction? After all, the same thing is gradually happening to my formerly white teeth.
  • Spontaneous case of self-antiquing?

A quick internet search revealed that we are not alone. Sounds like it’s pretty common for white plastic to turn yellow and there is little you can do about it. Some suggest trying to scrub it with vinegar, others suggest spraying it with fake snow. Neither of those things were likely to happen at this point, so after this sad discovery we ordered another tree online, and got a cover for it. Granted, the concept of having a fake tree is an attempt to be a bit environmentally conscious – to keep one less tree (or thirty, over the years) from getting chopped down. I love the smell and the look of a real tree, but I also like the retro-vibe of white and colored ones. Of course, now we’ll unfortunately be putting one in a landfill. Feeling guilty about this. (But I’d also feel bad subjecting Santa to that yellowing mess, too. He shouldn’t have to look at that.)

The good news is that new tree has arrived, and it’s white as freshly, fallen snow. Rob set it all up and I did the trimming. There are few things I enjoy more than busting out the ornaments, and thinking about all the kind folks who have given them to us over the years.

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I love how the tree reflects off our picture window.

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And I especially love how it looks from the street, through the trees, as I drive home from work at night.

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With any luck (and I often am this lucky) the fire-place is a-blazing and a warm, delicious dinner is almost done. Cozy epitomized. Gotta love this time of year.

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Do you have any theories why our tree turned yellow? Has this ever happened to you? Do you think the cover is going help? Please advise.

candy corn salad and the chipless wonder

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Due to Superstorm Sandy, Halloween was weird this year: no costumes were worn here at the home tome (we weren’t in the mood to don the nifty gnome suits we got last year), and, thanks to downed power lines, live wires, and no electricity in the ‘hood, there were no trick-or-treaters to be seen. Rob, who knows that getting trick-or-treaters on our front stoop once a year is one of the main reasons I wanted to buy a house, very kindly put a flashlight upright in a coffee mug by our otherwise darkened front door as if it were a beacon, trying to indicate that we were here and open for binnis. Alas, this well-meaning gesture did not lure in kiddies by the droves. Not even a one.

Even our Halloween-themed bookgroup meeting got postponed by a few weeks. We read the thriller Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, and were going to bring food with a Halloween flair. Even though the spooky holiday had long past by the time we finally met, I decided to stick with my original plan: candy corn salad. I was curious to see if my concoction would indeed look like candy corn (and if it would be edible.)

Fear not: no candy corns in this salad. And it was hardly rocket science. I just defrosted some frozen corn (for the yellow), chopped some carrots very small (orange) and opened up a can of white kidney beans (white). Voila: it did look somewhat candy corn-ish:

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Then, since it seemed this was going in a Mexican direction, I added some jack cheese, cilantro and scallions and whisked up a dressing with olive oil, chili powder, cumin, a bit of ketchup, salt and pepp:

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I am happy to say it was indeed edible. Here is the teeny serving I left for Rob before heading out:

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To transport it over to my friend Sylvie’s house, I covered it with my newfangled lily pad cover, given to us by my mother-in-law, Sandy, (who wasn’t exactly thrilled about the name of this recent storm…) These are made by Charles Viancin, Paris:

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Have you seen these things? They are silicone and create a suction on the top of your bowl. It’s bizarre: you can even lift up the whole thing without the lid coming off – magic!

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Speaking of magic, I must share something that has recently come to my attention. It is simultaneously the best and worst news that could have possibly hit my world (and waistline.) Though this might be old-ish news, I have just discovered that cookie geniuses at Tate’s Bake Shop over in Southampton, NY are making chocolate chip cookies WITHOUT the chocolate chips. The Chipless Wonder.

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Not that I have anything against chocolate or chocolate chips, but if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, I like the cookie even more than the chips. (Rob claims I’ve never mentioned anything about this, ever, in his hearing, so maybe I’ve just thought it…) It has even crossed my mind to bake these myself but I’m glad that Tate’s beat me to it. If you’ve never had these cookies, keep your eye out for them – they are very light, crisp and buttery.

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Anyway, it may seem a little strange to you cookie purists out there but they’re amazing. So. Candy Corn-less Candy Corn Salad, Chipless Chocolate Chip cookies, and Stylish Silicone Suction Cups. I’m feeling thankful for these things as Turkey Day approaches. But that’s not all: also grateful for my great friends and family and all my wonderful blogging buddies, near and far.

we’re getting a roommate!

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Well, it’s a crazy thing to do, especially at this age, and especially after not having any for so long, but we are getting a roommate!

We don’t know much about him yet, but here’s what we do know:

  • He’s moving in some time around Christmas.
  • He promises to not take up too much space, at least at first.
  • He will not be cleaning up after himself.
  • He guarantees that he is going to be loud and keep us up at night as much as possible.
  • We were not able to get any references on him but we do have a pretty solid lock on his DNA.

That’s right: Rob and I are having a baby!

Are we thrilled? Yes. Are we terrified? You bet. Are we having fun decorating his little corner of the world with modern, funky cuteness? Indeed.

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