After I lose this baby weight, I’m hoping to also take off:
- the pre-baby weight
- the trying to get pregnant emotional roller coaster weight
- the I’m just going to get fat when I’m pregnant anyway weight
- the almost 40 years old weight
- the wedded bliss weight
- the honeymoon weight
- the I finally met the man of my dreams weight
- the maybe I’ll just be single for the rest of my life weight
- the margaritas make dating bearable weight
- the I think I’ll have oreo cheesecake for dinner and oreo ice cream for dessert weight
- the I don’t really like beer but I drink it because I’m in college weight
- the freshman fifteen
- the I’m nervous about going to college weight
- the two weeks ago I was an athlete but everything changed as soon as I quit weight
Are you one of the supermamas who managed to lose the baby weight? And then some? If so, I don’t want to hear from you. Kidding! How the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks did you DO IT?
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You could retire from writing today knowing that you achieved brilliance with this post. I would only add the “you look good for a mom weight” and the “are you pregnant? (no) weight.” I never got back to my pre-baby weight, but thankfully my obsession has shifted (slightly) to the wrinkles on my forehead, around my eyes, and in my cleavage.
ha! Thanks so much Runaway Mama!
Focusing on my weight keeps me from focusing on all this grey hair š
People should obvi keep their mouths shut!! Here’s one I’d add since baby: gobbling all the food toddler rejected so you don’t feel so wasteful…
Hmmm… my oldest just left for college, so it’s probably time for me to try getting rid of the baby weight.
Never too late! š
it came off when I was nursing #1, but returned as soon as the nursing ended. Not coming off so much with #2 š
Yes, breastfeeding gave me a huge appetite – and I maintained that long after the breastfeeding ended, oops…
Have faith, maybe this will be exact opposite of #1, the weight will just fall off after nursing…? Hope you are well – thanks for visiting!
Love it. I’m in the “I’m pregnant so I might as well just go for it” phase.
YES. Enjoy every bite š Nothing better than eating for two…